Friday, December 7, 2007

Crippling Disease

Unfortunetly I have just discovered that I have contracted a horrible disease. Oh it's terrible to even contemplate...
I - have -
("cancer?")
no
("lukemia?")
no
("aids?")
no!
("...hiv?")
NO!!!

I - have - writers' block.

completely annoyed audience: "THat's all!? Are you serious?!"

"What do you mean 'am i serious'? Writers' Block is a serious condition for us up-and-coming authors! I lready have some self-esteem issues the fact that I can't write makes it all worse. AAARGH!!"
*crowd backs off at extreme werecat outburst*
*previous screams of frustration replaced by pathetic little whiny/mewling sounds*
"mehe, I need to be pet..."

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