NOOOO!!!!

Alright I am thoroughly pissed. I mean really REALLY pissed off.

Apparently some girl published a book at age 11. That was my idea, I finished a book at age eleven, it was spell checked and formatted and ready to be published, all that was missing was the publishing company. Damn't how I wanted that spot "youngest writer". UGH!!! Not to mention, the book itself looks and sounds like a piece of crap, I don't mean to rant on this girl too much but really! The front cover looks like a 5th grader drew it and the title couldn't be more unimaginative. I mean come one, "Trouble at school?" who wants to read a book like that!?!?! RRRRGG!!!!!!!!!

*Goes off on super rant with angry screams*

Really, it's not fair... I bet she's one of those filthy rich people who's parents have high powered careers and oh boohoo they don't see them as often as some other people but they can have whatever the hell they want whenever the hell they want it. (Excuse my uber foulness but I'm obviously trying to contain my fury) Damn it I want to rip this flier up and then send a horribly angry letter to whoever published the book. I hope no one ever reads her sorry realistic fiction story (on a more docile side I don't mean to crush her completely but again I'm feeling angry and violent so deal with it)

Rggggggggg, my teeth are clenched so hard my jaw hurts! Ugh, that PUTRID little girl!! I must find a dart board and a picture of her, *other mutterings of horrible schemes to destroy her picture*

Bye